When Presidents Go Web3
Trump: "Time to make crypto great again!"
Zelensky: "We’ll pump memecoins!"
They both accidentally launch $TRUMENSKY.
Investor: "Is this satire or financial warfare?!"
Trump: "At least we rugged Russia." / Zelensky: "And funded the next season!"
Because democracy isn’t dead — it’s decentralized.
No borders. No plan. Just pump.
Is this financial advice?
Only if you're asking your magic 8-ball.
Where does it go?
To the White House, then to the moon. Maybe back to zero. Who knows. 🎲